No “Hurrah” for Bryan Adams
Bryan Adams is criticized for agreeing to play a concert in Harare, Zimbabwe in spite of international sanctions and boycotts provoked by autocratic ruler, Robert Mugabe
Neil Young vs Stephen Harper
Battle of the bards. Neil Young protests the Oils Sands development
Enbridge CEO to Harper “At least we don’t have to contend with elves”
A massive road construction project in Iceland was halted as locals protested that it was disrupting an important elf church. Meanwhile in Canada, Harper seems determined to push through approval of the Enbridge Pipeline despite many real environmental concerns.
“It’s not attempted murder if you succeed”
The Integrated Homicide Investigation Team contemplates Surrey’s crime statistics: Good news: attempted murder down 57%, Bad news, murder up 78%
Enigma no more
Alan Turing, who cracked the German Enigma code in WWII, thus shortening the war and saving thousands of lives, who was then convicted of being gay and committed suicide, at last receives a posthumous Royal Pardon.
Breaking Badder!
A fan of “Breaking Bad” who won a contest to watch the Series Finale with the Cast, has been arrested for making illegal drugs in a cement mixer and running a large drug distributing company.
Opposing Views of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
Disgraced, crack-smoking, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defiantly announces he will run for re-elction in 2014, claiming he is “the best mayor this city ever had” !
Canadian Senators should expect “House Calls” from Auditor
“It doesn’t add up: 105 Senators and 210 official residences claimed!”
Rocking the boat
A new biography of famous American artist Norman Rockwell titled “American Mirror”, claims he was gay.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 