Hygge:[‘Hue-gah’] a Great Dane.
Hygge : The Danish word for enjoying life’s simple pleasures.
Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
Saint Teresa of Kolkata.
Swift canonization ensures some of mother Teresa’s critics are still with us.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
” ‘Bye Stephen,it’s been nice drawing you.”
Stephen Harper leaves politics.
Speedo’ events.
Speedo drops Ryan Lochte: an unfortunate unravelling of events.
‘ Apres nous le déluge.’
The BC. Liberals’Action Plan’ on climate change suggests they don’t comprehend the gravity of the situation.
Graham crackers.
Not all denominations of Christians are welcoming the Festival of Hope crusade to Vancouver.Some say Franklin Graham can be incendiary and intolerant.
Cana-worms.
The Government continues to drag it’s feet implementing the Cohen commission recommendations to slow the free fall of Salmon stock.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 