“It’s not a Hijab, its a toothache”[The Parti Quebecois proposes banning all “ostentatious” religious symbols and face coverings from the workplace]
UN declares “Malala Day” in honour of the Pakistani schoolgirl activist shot by the Taliban for attending classes.
“Well, at least it emits more gas than it guzzles”
Food shortages and foreign exchange restrictions in Venezuela are causing sacramental scarcities. [“The grape juice won’t transmogrify, but we do have GMO wheat wafers”]