Fossils.
Edgar Nernberg,a Creationist,discovers rare fossils 60 million years old.
Alle Menschen werden Bruder
A resuscitated Tehran symphony performs Beethoven’s 9th. with conductor Alexander Rahbari.
“But this is a gm apple-it won’t turn brown after you bite into it.”
Paradise lost.The Arctic apple.
” It’s not the way we do things ” Stephen Harper.
Comments on women wearing face coverings while taking the oath of citizenship.
The tale of Pigling Less Bland.
Publishers OUP ask it’s authors to avoid mentioning anything pig related for it’s children’s books.
The right Toole for the job.
Stephan Harper appoints Erin O’Toole as minister of Veterans Affairs,replacing Julian Fantino the loose canon.
Taking the veil.
Obi Canuel,a Pastafarian minister in the church of the flying spaghetti monster wears a colander on his head in religious observance.ICBC refuses to photograph him for his drivers licence.
“Strategic Targets”, Disturbing Optics
Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird attends rally in support of Israel as Israeli rockets kill 4 children playing on the beach in Gaza.
“No ‘bats’ required in our belfry.”
Christ Church cathedral is getting a new 2.4 million-dollar Bell Spire with 4 custom-cast bronze bells. However, there will be no need for a bell-ringer as they will be operated electronically.
“Go on, Eve. Try this GMO Arctic Apple.”
The genetically modified “Arctic Apple”, which doesn’t turn brown after being cut, is about to receive approval in the USA and Canada; a decision which, because of cross-pollination, could destroy the B.C Organic Apple Industry.
