Rock of St.Peter.
Pope Francis will spread his uplifting message in a new rock album entitled ‘Wake up’.
“…and Deo volente,let this meeting be short. Amen.”
City councils are dropping the opening prayer before their meetings after a supreme court ruling that it may contravene Government’s duty of neutrality on matters of religious belief.
Fossils.
Edgar Nernberg,a Creationist,discovers rare fossils 60 million years old.
Alle Menschen werden Bruder
A resuscitated Tehran symphony performs Beethoven’s 9th. with conductor Alexander Rahbari.
“But this is a gm apple-it won’t turn brown after you bite into it.”
Paradise lost.The Arctic apple.
” It’s not the way we do things ” Stephen Harper.
Comments on women wearing face coverings while taking the oath of citizenship.
The tale of Pigling Less Bland.
Publishers OUP ask it’s authors to avoid mentioning anything pig related for it’s children’s books.
The right Toole for the job.
Stephan Harper appoints Erin O’Toole as minister of Veterans Affairs,replacing Julian Fantino the loose canon.
Taking the veil.
Obi Canuel,a Pastafarian minister in the church of the flying spaghetti monster wears a colander on his head in religious observance.ICBC refuses to photograph him for his drivers licence.
“Strategic Targets”, Disturbing Optics
Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird attends rally in support of Israel as Israeli rockets kill 4 children playing on the beach in Gaza.
