” Is this the Galaxy hot line?”
Samsung recalls it’s Note 7 flagship over explosive batteries.
Doodlesacoma.
Clean your pipes.A Bagpiper has died from inhaling mould and fungus.
‘ Apres nous le déluge.’
The BC. Liberals’Action Plan’ on climate change suggests they don’t comprehend the gravity of the situation.
“Omega…..We will have to run our missile programme with Cuckoo clocks”.
Switzerland bans export of watches to North Korea.
To bold Lego.
Lego figurines of Jupiter,Juno and Galileo are added to the Jupiter probe payload as a fairly empty gesture towards space education.
” Okay…..Okaay….”[Those who shout the loudest,prevail.]
Catherine McKenna,minister of the environment saves habitat for the Western Chorus Tree Frog.
Reclaiming the high ground after mining a moral hole.
Gordon Wilson,Premier Christie Clark’s advocate for LNG,says BC has a ‘moral obligation’ to prevent many Chinese from choking on coal pollutants,by selling them LNG.
“Mind you unbend them teaspoons before putting ’em back in the drawer.”
Receiving criticism for ‘unethical institutional support for medical quackery’,UofA has cancelled it’s lecture ‘Spoonbending and the power of the mind’.
Testing the waters.
Donald Trump who has called climate a hoax,has applied for a permit to build a monster wall to keep the rising waters out of his golf course in Ireland.
“I have this recurring nightmare that the Earl king is coming after me.”
Earls restaurant back-pedals it’s ‘humane’ beef policy after Canadian backlash.
