Santa beard Clause.
Santa’s with real beards get paid 50% more than Santa’s with fake beards.
“Your turn for a lickin’ Vladimir”.
St.Petersburg chocolate fair features a life-size sculpture of Putin.Yelena,a city resident says’We have a lot of people who like to lick the authorities’.
” You guys go sniff out any fishy agendas.”
Three cats stray on stage to open the G20 meeting.
The Eagle has landed.
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Vancouver airport uses predatory birds to keep the runway safe from migratory birds [and Drones…..].
The plight of the Bumble bee.
Our key pollinator,the Bumble bee is threatened with extinction.It is unable to shift it’s range northwards as temperatures warm.
‘Just get the Fokkers’.
Near misquotes: Prince Philip swears during the commemoration of the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain at the RAF club.
Pei faced.
P.E.I. officials withdraw their tourism brochure after complaints that the cover picture suggested a scene of arousal.
Pourquoi the pig nearly joined the pork choir.
Pourquoi the pot bellied pig rescued from flooded garage.
Spring fever.
Happy Easter.
Leprechauny.
St.Patrick’s day.The World would be a smaller place without the Irish.
