Doodlesacoma.
Clean your pipes.A Bagpiper has died from inhaling mould and fungus.
“BEN WHO?….This is the Calgary stampede ,pal.”
The Ben Hur remake reaps Ho Hum reviews.
Graham crackers.
Not all denominations of Christians are welcoming the Festival of Hope crusade to Vancouver.Some say Franklin Graham can be incendiary and intolerant.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
The sound of no hands clapping.
An Australian school has outlawed applause:clapping offends the ears of those sensitive to noise.
Catch-app
Pokemon Go
MEU…
At the end of the Brexit debacle,Larry is still Prime Mouser,resident at 10 Downing street.
“We’ve landed in the wrong place Cap’n,they’re already into rape and pillage.”
A replica Viking ship has sailed across the Atlantic arriving at Duluth and will overwinter in Mystic Harbour Connecticut.
“That’s a stressed Parrot-it’s concerned about it’s OAS.” “Nah,it’s just molting.”
The World Parrot refuge at Coombs BC has to give away 600 exotic birds by August 1.
“I cleaned up the colonial mess – now you deal with the neighbours.”
Marital discord.The UK referendum.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 