Black top/Black bottom.
Sartorial fight:Montreal cab drivers are required to wear long black pants but are fined for wearing black jeans.
Saint Teresa of Kolkata.
Swift canonization ensures some of mother Teresa’s critics are still with us.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
” We may not be top of the endangered species list anymore.”
The ‘Crystal Serenity’ disgorges 900 passengers into Cambridge Bay.
” ‘Bye Stephen,it’s been nice drawing you.”
Stephen Harper leaves politics.
Doodlesacoma.
Clean your pipes.A Bagpiper has died from inhaling mould and fungus.
“BEN WHO?….This is the Calgary stampede ,pal.”
The Ben Hur remake reaps Ho Hum reviews.
Graham crackers.
Not all denominations of Christians are welcoming the Festival of Hope crusade to Vancouver.Some say Franklin Graham can be incendiary and intolerant.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
The sound of no hands clapping.
An Australian school has outlawed applause:clapping offends the ears of those sensitive to noise.
