Plunging girth rates.
Weight Watchers international shares tumble 29%.
Corgi and Bess.
A butler serves the Queen’s Corgis individual meals and in order of seniority.
Boris not Godunov.
Boris Johnson accuses David Cameron that his renegotiations with the EU are not good enough to protect UK sovereignty.
Eco battute.
![Umberto Eco [1932--19th Feb.2016]Italian intellectual and novelist [the Name of the Rose].](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1502201421022016.jpg?w=479)
Umberto Eco [1932–19th Feb.2016]Italian intellectual and novelist [the Name of the Rose].
Say it with flowers.
Kimjongilia,a hybrid Begonia designed to bloom each year on the ‘Dear Leader’,Kim Jong-Il’s birthday,February 16.
Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
Birthday suit.
Warner/Chappell has settled a lawsuit for $14m for charging copyright it did own on”Happy birthday.”
Assassins sans frontières
State sponsored hits carried out by third parties ignoring a nation’s sovereignty appear to be growing acceptable.
Kangaboomerang.
An Australian teen plotted to pack a Kangaroo with explosives and set it loose on police.
Never too late for a facelift.
Egypt charges 8 over a botched King Tut repair.
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