The Order of Opera
Irving Guttman 1928-December 7th 2014. worked tirelessly for opera in N.America.
What if you do it improperly ?
Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said “The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly”.
Shovel off to Buffalo.
Winter woes strike Buffalo:two metres of snow followed by rain.
Japan wins world whisky of the year
“So that’s what’s under your kilt”.
“My friend,you are about to experience these awful things around your little neck”
The city of Nanaimo considers cat licensing.
One dump truck ?
6 CF-18’s,2 Auroras,1Polaris,600 personnel =1 dump truck:Canada’s A.G. has been critical of the government’s long term planning.
“Flodden,Culloden,the referendum and now Whitehorse”.
Whitehorse liquor store shelf collapse:$50k loss or 1,000 bottles of Scotch.
Giving a new meaning to Drive-Thru
Guy slams Jeep into A&W.
“Guid news.They voted yes.”
The Royal and Ancient golf club of St. Andrews have voted to allow women to become members.
“Hand me the scalpel–this needs a steady hand.”
Aging doctors still practising in B.C.1,724 over 65,ninety are 80 years or older.
