Giving “Butterball” a new meaning
An Ontario turkey farm will install video monitoring cameras after hidden camera footage showed employees kicking and throwing birds and using shovels and rods to bash in heads
“Almost Hell, West Virginia”
West Virginia ranks as the most unhappy state in the USA for the 5th year in a row.
Whiz-Kid Bieber
The Miami Beach Police have made public the video of Justin Bieber giving a urine sample for a drug test after his DUI arrest
Doer Die? Water Wars II
Canadian Ambassador Gary Doer believes that water-shortage issues will dominate Canada/US relations in the next 5 years and that these “water wars” will make the present Pipeline debates seem trivial.
Water Wars
Will the “Californian Swimming Pool” join rhe endangered species list? Canada must prepare for diplomatic stormy seas ahead as the USA, runs short of water, says Canada’s Ambassador to the US, Gary Doer.
XL-Games: Harper’s Pipe-Dream?
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper continues to apply pressure on the USA to approve the Keystone XL Pipeline, which will carry Canadian oil-sands crude to US markets.
Chevron CEO John Watson: “Let them eat pizza!”
After a deadly explosion at a Chevron fracking well in Greene County PA which killed one worker and burned for 4 days, the company sent a letter of apology to residents which included a coupon for a free pizza as compensation for the inconvenience.
Miller-time at McDonald’s!
Morris Miller celebrates his 100th birthday and 25 years of working at the Needham McDonald’s, where he started working at the age 75. [It must be the preservatives!]
“Would you like to get fried with that?”
A McDonald’s employee is arrested for selling heroin with Happy Meals at a drive-through in Pittsburgh
Apple Falls
Apple stocks fall $45.45 or 8% even as the company celebrates the 30th anniversary of the Mac
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 