Animal instincts.
A Christmas party spat at the London zoo ended up in court when a Meerkat expert struck a Monkey handler in a row over their lover,the Llama keeper.
Boris not Godunov.
Boris Johnson accuses David Cameron that his renegotiations with the EU are not good enough to protect UK sovereignty.
Eco battute.
![Umberto Eco [1932--19th Feb.2016]Italian intellectual and novelist [the Name of the Rose].](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1502201421022016.jpg?w=479)
Umberto Eco [1932–19th Feb.2016]Italian intellectual and novelist [the Name of the Rose].
Say it with flowers.
Kimjongilia,a hybrid Begonia designed to bloom each year on the ‘Dear Leader’,Kim Jong-Il’s birthday,February 16.
Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
Love hurts.
Because rates of Syphilis are at a 30 year high,Vancouver Coastal Health is launching an awareness campaign on February 14.
From wallets to weapons.
Man charged after throwing live Alligator through Wendy’s drive -thru window.
Birthday suit.
Warner/Chappell has settled a lawsuit for $14m for charging copyright it did own on”Happy birthday.”
Assassins sans frontières
State sponsored hits carried out by third parties ignoring a nation’s sovereignty appear to be growing acceptable.
” Kale Caesar–we who are about to diet,salute you.”
McDonald’s kale salad has more calories,fat and sodium than a Double Big Mac.
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