Jugged Hare.
While the UK export of gin has soared over the last four years,Juniper,which by law must be it’s dominant flavour,has been in decline to the point of foreseeable extinction,due to climate change and hungry rabbits.
Harrild in Chile
By unwisely supplementing his income from the Santiago symphony with sotto voce blow deals,upper crust Brit Alexander Harrild is sentenced by the top brass to face the music in Uno prison.
Baaa-d meat.The blue sheep of the family.
A research lamb whose mother was genetically modified with a jelly fish protein that turned cells fluorescent,was sold as meat–presumably as glow burgers.
“Chaiko,not Schumann,Chaiko !”
![Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto's after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1502201428062015.jpg)
Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto’s after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]
Parliament is falling down,falling down…..
David Cameron’s Cabinet is sworn in to a crumbling situation.The UK. Houses of Parliament need seven billion pounds over six years to save the landmark.
Boys will be boys…
Canada’s top General Tom Lawson blames ‘biological wiring’ for sexual misconduct in the military.
A night at the Vatican:”That’s what they call a sanity clause.”
Stephen Harper only indirectly raised the issue of an apology from the church in the residential schools scandal.
Benediction.
The suggestion that mr. and mrs. Cumberpatch call their newborn son Quentin could result,when he grew up,in initializing it to get his family name down to credit card size.
Snowfall.
Britain has pulled it’s agents out of ‘hostile countries’ after Russia and China cracked open top secret files leaked by Edward Snowden.
Lotusland.
Public outcry over the proposed closure of Burrard bridge,a main artery in Vancouver has caused cancellation of the event.
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