What if you do it improperly ?

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said "The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly".

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said “The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly”.

Snow job and the seven dwarfs

The M.P.'s said to be coveting the P.M.'s job[L-R]Raitt,Kenney,Alexander,Mckay,Clement,Moore,Rempel--miss-Led,Lemmie,Mouthey,Nosey,Lippy,Heavy,miss-File.

The M.P.’s said to be coveting the P.M.’s job[L-R]Raitt,Kenney,Alexander,Mckay,Clement,Moore,Rempel–miss-Led,Lemmie,Mouthey,Nosey,Lippy,Heavy,miss-File.

On the shelf.

"But mom it's due date is not till my birthday". [grocery chains repackaging meat]

“But mom it’s due date is not till my birthday”.
[grocery chains repackaging meat]

Consumatum est.

Black Friday is over for another year.

Black Friday is over for another year.

Kinder versus Kinder.

Two 11 year old girls cross the police line to join protestors at the Kinder Morgan explorative drilling site.

Two 11 year old girls cross the police line to join protestors at the Kinder Morgan explorative drilling site.

Veterans are fighting government clawbacks.

Several poppy donation boxes are stolen.

Several poppy donation boxes are stolen.

Shovel off to Buffalo.

Winter woes strike Buffalo:two metres of snow  followed by rain.

Winter woes strike Buffalo:two metres of snow followed by rain.

Japan wins world whisky of the year

"So that's what's under your kilt".

“So that’s what’s under your kilt”.

O.M.G.We are running out of chocolate.

Due to disease,drought and displacements,the demand for cacao will exceed exponentially over the next two decades.

Due to disease,drought and displacements,the demand for cacao will exceed demand over the next two decades.

“Stephen,you have Witchetty grub breath.”

Stephen Harper,visiting New Zealand,learns to rub noses with the Maori's.

Stephen Harper,visiting New Zealand,learns to rub noses with the Maori’s.