Distracted phoning
“Don’t phone and drone”
“At least the busses are still running. Hop in.”
![9 year old boy steals bus and goes on a joyride. [Skytrain breaks down for the third time.]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1502201414092014.jpg)
9 year old boy steals bus and goes on a joyride. [Skytrain breaks down for the third time.]
Wine not!
Contrary to expectations,a recent poll showed that 71% of French claim to know very little about wine!
“Bagman”
Hitman for the notorious United Nations Gang worked as a garbage collector.
Master–Mistress
Judith Weir will succeed Sir Peter Maxwell Davies as the first ever woman appointed ‘Master of the Queen’s Music’.
Yes because, No because.
The impending Scottish independence referendum debate heats up on twitterrrr. [Alex Salmond as Robert the Bruce]
10,000 green bottles [not hanging on the wall]
6.0 earthquake strikes Napa Valley destroying thousands of bottles of wine.
Stephen Harper: Waiting for his ship to come in
“Those ships must be here someplace”. Canadian Prime Minister Harper’s Arctic Sovereignty Strategy seems entirely dependent on finding The lost ships of the Franklin Expedition.
Winnie the Pooh: “Now We Are 100”!
Winnie the Pooh turns 100 August 24th. “Don’t worry Piglet. Christopher Robin is going to bomb the crap out of that Heffalump”
In”Vince”able Ready
Mediator Vince Ready has stated that he is willing to referee the return match of Iker vs Fassbender, [BC teachers’ strike].
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