After the heavenly election….
The job from Hell ” Let’s hope this one stays for life!”
Diet of [silk] Worms
![Tailors prepare 3 sets, [S,M,L], of Papal robes: each consisting of a Cassock with wide silk sleeves and 33 silk buttons and a silk sash](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/12032013.jpg)
Tailors prepare 3 sets, [S,M,L], of Papal outfits: each consisting of a Cassock with wide silk sleeves and 33 silk buttons and a silk sash
Dressing the New Pope
“Put some wood on those stoves; it’s chilly in here” [ Family Gammarelli: Tailors to the Popes for over 200 years.]
Chimney installed in Sistine Chapel
Humble chimney upstages Michelangelo’s masterpiece as millions watch for smoke signalling election of new Pope
Orange Blossom Special
Bees get a caffeine buzz from blooms of Citrus and coffee plants
F-35 Stealth Fighter-Jets Bumble
Expensive new Jets have problems with radar, helmets, ejection seats, sight-lines, engine fires, and cannot fly at night or in clouds or cool temperatures.
Small talk = big bill!
Canadians experience excessively high cellphone roaming charges and restrictive contracts due to lack of choice of service providers
Rosa Parks turning over in her grave
Israel promotes segregation by insisting that Palestinians travel on separate “Palestinian Only” buses.
Marc Garneau: Failure to launch?
Former Canadian astronaut’s dream of becoming the next Liberal Leader likely will come to naught as rival Trudeau signs up 150,000 supporters
Cardinals arrive in Rome for the Conclave*
“Didn’t we meet in Cardinal Sin 101?” *[except Cardinal Keith O’Brien who has resigned due to sexual misconduct]
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