“Monet makes her World go ’round”

Imelda Marcos’ former personal secretary charged with selling stolen French Impressionist Art Masterpieces.

Nov. 22nd: St. Cecilia Day [patron saint of music]

St Cecilia: overseer of budget cuts, reduced subsides, slashed programs, funding moratoria, school Arts class eliminations, pirated intellectual property

Pelicans, blown off course by hurricane Sandy, flown home in private plane

“We appreciate the flight; but you call this a meal?!”

No More Ho, Hos!

Hostess Brands, maker of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos, to close permanently.

Petraeus Scandal: The Domino Effect

Gen. Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, Gen. John Allen, Jill Kelley, Holly Petraeus, Natalie Khawam: They all fall down!

The “anti-stray spray”

Scientists find that an Oxytocin hormone nasal spray inhibits married men’s attraction to other women.

Ballot-Box Stuffing?

A spider web is being blamed for a voting machine malfunction in Massachusetts elections.

Pipeline to Heaven?

Ex-Oil Executive, Justin Welby, appointed Archbishop of Canterbury, leader of Anglican Church.

Beefeaters eat crow

Security Breach under investigation at landmark Tower of London, home of the British Crown Jewels, as set of keys are stolen from Guards’ Sentry Box