Peace Didn’t Have a Chance
Cloverdale fails to set record for giant human peace sign after only 625 turn out instead of needed 6,000
Big Beth?
London’s Iconic Clock Tower, commonly known as “Big Ben”, officially named “Elizabeth Tower” in honour of Queen Elizabeth II
Phil “Schills” for Apple’s iPhone 5
“Buy my nice apples, thinnest, lightest yet!”
Vancouver to expand food-scraps/green-waste curb-side pick-up
“First it was back-yard chickens, now food waste composting. It’s La Dolce Vita!”
Low-Teck
Teck Resources admits to discharging mining waste and effluent from its Trail smelter into Columbia River for 100 years
Great Scott! Andy Murray, Grand Slam Champion!
When he wins, he’s a Great Brit.
Bottle-[rocket]-nosed dolphins
US Military uses Dolphins for bomb detection and mine clearing.
[“So long and thanks for all the fish”.]
“Diamond Jubilee”?
Descendants of last Sikh Maharaja, Duleep Singh, demand return of Koh-i-noor Diamond from British Crown Jewels
B.C. Conservative leader John Cummins compares himself to another JC
John Cummins compares criticism of his leadership from fellow Conservative, Ben Besler, to Jesus’ betrayal by Judas.
Surveillance tape flushes out thief
Man tries to exchange stolen toilet for $600 in gift cards
[Don’t go there!]
