“Forget Brexit,Dominic, forget Coronavirus and the tanking economy- there’s a Marmite crisis.”

Marmite shortage in the UK.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

99 not out.
‘Three little words.’

Wash your hands.
Bristol scream: Edward Colston statue gets toppled into the water.

Edward Colton, Philanthropist-Slave trader, appears on both sides of the ledger.
Speakably disappointed.

John Bercow, the colourful ex-Speaker of the House of Commons, is sorry he has not been granted a Peerage.
‘There’s an empty cot in the Bunker tonight.’

Protests threaten the White House.
Gaining the National Trust, step by step.

Boris jogs around St.James’ park, then the private grounds of Lambeth and Buckingham Palace.
‘Yea. No empty house tax.’

Meng Wanzhou loses first round of her extradition hearing.
“Then there was only Heinrich Muller-Gestapo Muller they called him….”

