Black top/Black bottom.
Sartorial fight:Montreal cab drivers are required to wear long black pants but are fined for wearing black jeans.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
Saint Teresa of Kolkata.
Swift canonization ensures some of mother Teresa’s critics are still with us.
” Is this the Galaxy hot line?”
Samsung recalls it’s Note 7 flagship over explosive batteries.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
ooh la la.The Comedie Francaise.
Mayors refuse to lift the ban on burkinis despite the French top court ruling that bans are illegal.
” We may not be top of the endangered species list anymore.”
The ‘Crystal Serenity’ disgorges 900 passengers into Cambridge Bay.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
” ‘Bye Stephen,it’s been nice drawing you.”
Stephen Harper leaves politics.
Doodlesacoma.
Clean your pipes.A Bagpiper has died from inhaling mould and fungus.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 