“What could possibly go wrong?”
Boris should quarantine: there goes the visit to the pub.
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Churchill.
” Well, if they’re going to be thin skinned about our sausage, I’ll tell them their mustard doesn’t cut it.”
Say it with flowers.
Dominic Cummings spills the beans.
The private word gets the public outcry. UK government accused of sleaze.
Boris kisses the Blarney stone.
UK lockdown eases as Covid increases.
Johnson: The marbles are legally ours.