Tag Archive | Boris Johnson
Unhenged. “Tunnel the road underneath. Of course!”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Having visited Downing Street on the eve of ‘Freedom day’, the Health Minister,Sajid Javid announces he has been tested positive for the Delta virus.
Boris should quarantine: there goes the visit to the pub.
“Strong leadership is the yeast that lifts the mattress of dough, the magic sauce, the ketchup of catch-up.”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Churchill.
Bangers and Bluster. Brexit Sausage Wars.
” Well, if they’re going to be thin skinned about our sausage, I’ll tell them their mustard doesn’t cut it.”
Boris and Carrie get married.
Say it with flowers.
The scourge of crises past.
Dominic Cummings spills the beans.
No Ppeeking….
The private word gets the public outcry. UK government accused of sleaze.
Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Boris kisses the Blarney stone.
Boris:”Cautiously but irreversibly I’m going to the pub for a pint of Beer. Nothing in the data dissuades me.”
UK lockdown eases as Covid increases.
‘Horseshit, Boris.’ The Elgin marbles were not for the Turks to give away.
