Tag Archive | RCMP

“Well I guess it’s back to the horses”

A luxury jet, bought by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for $8 million, was sold at auction for only $1.8 million.

A luxury jet, bought by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for $8 million, was sold at auction for only $1.8 million.

Horse-Hair Thieves!

Thieves have stolen the tail-hair from 5 horses in Duncan. [Police should DNA test the horse-hair in the bows of local string-players!]

Thieves have stolen the tail-hair from 5 horses in Duncan. [Police should DNA test the horse-hair in the bows of local string-players!]

Red Suits vs Law suits

 A limited edition RCMP Barbie Doll sells out in 48 hours.  Meanwhile the RCMP faces several sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits filed by female officers

A limited edition RCMP Barbie Doll sells out in 48 hours. Meanwhile the RCMP faces several sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits filed by female officers

Police not amused by Stiff in Canoe

RCMP, called to investigate a body slumped in a canoe near Oliver B.C., were surprised to find a mannequin manning the oars, set adrift as a practical joke.

RCMP, called to investigate a body slumped in a canoe near Oliver B.C., were surprised to find a mannequin manning the oars, set adrift as a practical joke.

The Mounties always get their [un]manned

RCMP plans to expand its use of US Military-style drones for surveillance.

RCMP plans to expand its use of US Military-style drones for surveillance.

The Mounties Always get Their “Mane”

Royal Canadian Mounted Police issues call for 2,000 real coyote furs for its parkas, over protests from animal rights groups