Last post.
Christmas deliveries on three days a week.
A Pound of flesh.
Vegetarians are upset that the Bank of England is easing it’s new polymer banknotes through the printing press with animal fat.
Pooh sticks.
At 90,Winnie the Pooh still charms.
Target:A pack a day.
With slumping sales in the West,Tobacco companies look to increase profits in Asia and Africa.
“A glove is a glove or my wig is a toupee.”
Canadian Operetta.The issue of whether Hockey gloves are ‘gloves’ or ‘other articles of plastic’ gropes it’s way to the Supreme Court.
Hygge:[‘Hue-gah’] a Great Dane.
Hygge : The Danish word for enjoying life’s simple pleasures.
Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 