“We’ll blow them apart before they hack us to bits.”
Policies indefensible: Donald Trump wants to expand US nuclear capabilities.
Cash flow.
Political donations are rarely altruistic.[Kinder Morgan donates $770,000 to the BC.Liberals].
Vera Lynn celebrates her 100th birthday.
The Forces’ Sweetheart of WW2 is still looking over the White Cliffs of Dover.
Michael Chong’s career is in the toilet.
MP.Michael Chong becomes poster boy for sanitary washrooms in Guatemala.[when you guate go you guate go].
The secret hoard.
Officials are seeking the original owner of a piano containing a fortune in gold Sovereigns minted between the mid 19th century and the early 20th.The dates suggest that Paderewski might have been the original owner.
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore……”
New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant finds love at the pizza parlour as blind date leads to engagement to Karine Lavoie.
Lawyer,lawyer pants on fire.
A faulty battery in an e-cigarette spontaneously combusted in the pocket of a lawyer arguing for his client in an arson case.The conflagration warmed up the usual glacial proceedings.
‘It doesn’t hafta be Nafta.’
US.cmmerce secretary Wilbur Ross says the first formal step in renegotiating NAFTA will take place within the next couple of weeks.
Animal crackers? [ the Law is not an Ass – it’s a Pig. ]
An act of compassion:by giving water to Pigs on their way to be slaughtered,Anita Krajnc,accused of mischeif has been dragged through the Courts.
” In the unlikely event of an emergency,adjust your headsets for the Lord’s prayer.”
What could possibly go wrong?Two Space tourists have paid a considerable deposit for a looped trip beyond the moon and back.SpaceX CEO,Elon Musk said”The moonshot will be entirely autonomous –unless something goes wrong.”
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 