‘Never serve crapaud dans le trou or pouding avec creme Anglaise.’
A casserole of criticisms over a celebrated French chef chosen over locals to open an expensive casino restaurant in Montreal.
A la recherche du ‘tapes’ perdu.
113 year old footage of Marcel Proust is discovered.
Ignoring the Heffalumps in the room.
The meeting of Trump and Trudeau reminded John Ivison,writing for the National Post of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.
Stumped at the oval.
Kellyanne Conway stumbles across an alternate universe.
Come again on Brexit.
Old Scotland wants no watery stuff/that splashes in wooden dishes/but if you wish her a grateful prayer/give her a Haggis.
Theresa May,or may not…
Opt for the hard Brexit.
“Enough ,no more.’Tis not so sweet as it was before.”
More musicians declined than accepted the invitation to perform at the President’s inauguration.
Ask not for whom the bell Ringling.
Circus animals are becoming extinct.
Crocodile tears:The temptation of Conrad.
A tourist posing for a close up with a Crocodile,lost her balance and got bitten in the leg.
Bull knit.
A Pitfall named ‘Scarface bit a woman trying to put a sweater on it.
