Animal instincts.
A Christmas party spat at the London zoo ended up in court when a Meerkat expert struck a Monkey handler in a row over their lover,the Llama keeper.
Boris not Godunov.
Boris Johnson accuses David Cameron that his renegotiations with the EU are not good enough to protect UK sovereignty.
Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
Love hurts.
Because rates of Syphilis are at a 30 year high,Vancouver Coastal Health is launching an awareness campaign on February 14.
From wallets to weapons.
Man charged after throwing live Alligator through Wendy’s drive -thru window.
Birthday suit.
Warner/Chappell has settled a lawsuit for $14m for charging copyright it did own on”Happy birthday.”
” Kale Caesar–we who are about to diet,salute you.”
McDonald’s kale salad has more calories,fat and sodium than a Double Big Mac.
“What the Hell is going on?”
Trump v. Fox.Fox steals news.
Kangaboomerang.
An Australian teen plotted to pack a Kangaroo with explosives and set it loose on police.
“I think it’s been diverted to Flint,Michigan.”
The US. may redirect the Niagara river in order to rebuild two pedestrian bridges.
