‘Those EU bureaucrats would even deny us the right to eat cold toast.’
An EU ban on high powered toasters and kettles has been put on hold out of fear it would drive Britons towards Brexit.
‘….Donaldo….Il Duce ..?’
Donald Trump unwisely quotes Benito Mussolini.
Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump: ‘ We run them in,we run them in.’
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‘ We’re public guardians bold yet wary,and of ourselves we take good care……[the Gendarmes duet.]
Plunging girth rates.
Weight Watchers international shares tumble 29%.
” It’s perfectly safe,nobody can afford to live here.”
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‘Wildlife returning to the city.'[Headline–The Vancouver Sun .]
Corgi and Bess.
A butler serves the Queen’s Corgis individual meals and in order of seniority.
Animal instincts.
A Christmas party spat at the London zoo ended up in court when a Meerkat expert struck a Monkey handler in a row over their lover,the Llama keeper.
Boris not Godunov.
Boris Johnson accuses David Cameron that his renegotiations with the EU are not good enough to protect UK sovereignty.
Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
Love hurts.
Because rates of Syphilis are at a 30 year high,Vancouver Coastal Health is launching an awareness campaign on February 14.
