” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
ooh la la.The Comedie Francaise.
Mayors refuse to lift the ban on burkinis despite the French top court ruling that bans are illegal.
” We may not be top of the endangered species list anymore.”
The ‘Crystal Serenity’ disgorges 900 passengers into Cambridge Bay.
Quicksand;Birdbrain.
30 bystanders had to drag a French tourist out of a beach hole in which he had buried himself.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
Terroir strikes.
Sabateurs released 50,000 litres of cheap imported wine to protect the local vintage in Sete,France.
The sound of no hands clapping.
An Australian school has outlawed applause:clapping offends the ears of those sensitive to noise.
“He thought it was a walk on part.”
Vancouver civic theatre’s are infested with rodents.
“Son,there’s more food value in this one little bar than that whole can of garbage.”
A Bear broke into a car parked in North Vancouver to steal a box of protein bars.
” Okay…..Okaay….”[Those who shout the loudest,prevail.]
Catherine McKenna,minister of the environment saves habitat for the Western Chorus Tree Frog.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 