“Why the fuss Muriel,we chew the cud they get the milk.”
Trump becomes soured over the Canadian dairy supply management.
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore……”
New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant finds love at the pizza parlour as blind date leads to engagement to Karine Lavoie.
Animal crackers? [ the Law is not an Ass – it’s a Pig. ]
An act of compassion:by giving water to Pigs on their way to be slaughtered,Anita Krajnc,accused of mischeif has been dragged through the Courts.
‘Never serve crapaud dans le trou or pouding avec creme Anglaise.’
A casserole of criticisms over a celebrated French chef chosen over locals to open an expensive casino restaurant in Montreal.
Come again on Brexit.
Old Scotland wants no watery stuff/that splashes in wooden dishes/but if you wish her a grateful prayer/give her a Haggis.
Kentucky Faux Christmas.
KFC has become a Christmas tradition in Japan as Turkeys are generally unavailable.
A Pound of flesh.
Vegetarians are upset that the Bank of England is easing it’s new polymer banknotes through the printing press with animal fat.
‘O ancient scent from far-off days.’
Ronald McDonald is grounded ahead of a creepy Hallowe’en.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
Cana-worms.
The Government continues to drag it’s feet implementing the Cohen commission recommendations to slow the free fall of Salmon stock.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 