‘ Apres nous le déluge.’
The BC. Liberals’Action Plan’ on climate change suggests they don’t comprehend the gravity of the situation.
Quicksand;Birdbrain.
30 bystanders had to drag a French tourist out of a beach hole in which he had buried himself.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
Cana-worms.
The Government continues to drag it’s feet implementing the Cohen commission recommendations to slow the free fall of Salmon stock.
The hollow tree now filled with gold.
Douglas Coupland’s new Golden Tree sculpture is an eye catcher for all Vancouver residents.
The naming of cats is a difficult matter….
Larry needs to change his name to Disraeli or Winston to beat off Palmerston and Gladstone for Top Cat in Downing street.
“He thought it was a walk on part.”
Vancouver civic theatre’s are infested with rodents.
“Son,there’s more food value in this one little bar than that whole can of garbage.”
A Bear broke into a car parked in North Vancouver to steal a box of protein bars.
” Okay…..Okaay….”[Those who shout the loudest,prevail.]
Catherine McKenna,minister of the environment saves habitat for the Western Chorus Tree Frog.
“That’s a stressed Parrot-it’s concerned about it’s OAS.” “Nah,it’s just molting.”
The World Parrot refuge at Coombs BC has to give away 600 exotic birds by August 1.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 