Cash flow.
Political donations are rarely altruistic.[Kinder Morgan donates $770,000 to the BC.Liberals].
Lawyer,lawyer pants on fire.
A faulty battery in an e-cigarette spontaneously combusted in the pocket of a lawyer arguing for his client in an arson case.The conflagration warmed up the usual glacial proceedings.
” In the unlikely event of an emergency,adjust your headsets for the Lord’s prayer.”
What could possibly go wrong?Two Space tourists have paid a considerable deposit for a looped trip beyond the moon and back.SpaceX CEO,Elon Musk said”The moonshot will be entirely autonomous –unless something goes wrong.”
Morality pills close to reality.
“So far we have developed a pill for civic responsibility and a regime for violin virtuosity:you have to take one a day for the rest of your life.They are suppositories.
‘It may be the year of the Rooster but there’s little to crow about.’
A severe outbreak of Avian flu necessitates South Korea culling 26 million birds.
Gas in Alt.
Helium production in Saskatchewan poised to rise again.
The D.T.’s.
“we must strengthen our nuclear capability until the World comes to it’s senses”.Donald Trump.
A Pound of flesh.
Vegetarians are upset that the Bank of England is easing it’s new polymer banknotes through the printing press with animal fat.
“I have a little list,I have a little list.”
President Obama wants to send people to Mars for an extended stay.
Don’t Telus.We’ll tell you.
Telus angers many of it’s customers for endorsing Trudeau’s carbon ‘tax’.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 