Santa beard Clause.
Santa’s with real beards get paid 50% more than Santa’s with fake beards.
Highway robbery.
Denmark wants to confiscate valuables from refugees.
Favela Cinderella.
The Favela ballet project gives young Brazilian girls opportunity to transcend their harsh reality.
“Your turn for a lickin’ Vladimir”.
St.Petersburg chocolate fair features a life-size sculpture of Putin.Yelena,a city resident says’We have a lot of people who like to lick the authorities’.
‘ I got it from my daddy’.
Things turn ugly at the Mister Ugly competition,Zimbabwe.
Maxed out.
Billionaire Liu Yiqian bought Modigliani’s “Reclining nude” on his American Express card for $170m.: enough flier points never to be earthbound again.
Why did the meleagris gallopavo ?
In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.
Cattes Lattes.
TOT,Toronto’s first cat cafe opens.
Sustained pedalling.
Davide Martello biked his grand piano to the Bataclan concert hall to play Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.
” Canada”!
Bienvenue au Canada.The Syrians are coming.
