Why did the meleagris gallopavo ?
In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.
Cattes Lattes.
TOT,Toronto’s first cat cafe opens.
Sustained pedalling.
Davide Martello biked his grand piano to the Bataclan concert hall to play Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.
” Canada”!
Bienvenue au Canada.The Syrians are coming.
” It’s tasty…but is it Art? “
Janitors mistakenly cleaned up an art installation in a gallery in Bolzano.The debris on the floor was a comment on the excesses of Italian politicians in the 1980’s.
” CHARLES……I think it’s your long lost cousin Naledi.”
The recent discovery of the bones of Naledi man may have put our ancestors further back in the past.
” Okay then: You go shop at GUM while I see Vladimir.”
Bashar al Assad flies to Moscow to meet Putin.
“…..Now,my recipe for chicken tweet.”
Chicken run; restaurant trains Betty the chicken to run it’s twitter account.
“Old English manifesto ?”…..”Dunno, can’t read.”
The 800 year old Magna Carta on loan to Beijing university was deemed too sensitive for public display and removed to the less accessible residence of the British ambassador.
Ken Millard 1941 – Sept.27 2015.
Ken Millard,Physicist,conservationist,luthier specializing in violin baroque bows,viola da gamba player.
