Tag Archive | Boris Johnson
The Greek Prime Minister demands UK return the Elgin marbles.
A shady deal by Lord Elgin in 1816.
Pumpkins patchy in UK. Due to poor weather, no fruit pickers and no truck drivers.(Who’d’ve thunk?)
Brits will return to the olden days and carve turnips.
Bangers and Bluster.
EU to make offer to end Sausage War, UK says the offer does not go far enough.
“Prenez un grip….La Grippe?….Allez Pisse…Donnez moi un break.”
Political mangling.
Unhenged. “Tunnel the road underneath. Of course!”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Having visited Downing Street on the eve of ‘Freedom day’, the Health Minister,Sajid Javid announces he has been tested positive for the Delta virus.
Boris should quarantine: there goes the visit to the pub.
“Strong leadership is the yeast that lifts the mattress of dough, the magic sauce, the ketchup of catch-up.”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Churchill.
Bangers and Bluster. Brexit Sausage Wars.
” Well, if they’re going to be thin skinned about our sausage, I’ll tell them their mustard doesn’t cut it.”
Boris and Carrie get married.
Say it with flowers.
The scourge of crises past.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 