Circus animals are becoming extinct.
A tourist posing for a close up with a Crocodile,lost her balance and got bitten in the leg.
A Pitfall named ‘Scarface bit a woman trying to put a sweater on it.
“So far we have developed a pill for civic responsibility and a regime for violin virtuosity:you have to take one a day for the rest of your life.They are suppositories.
Captain Morgan rum is the preferred booty of Nova Scotia liquor thieves.
Happy new year.
Benjamin Netanyahu gets indignant over John Kerry’s parting shot.
Helium production in Saskatchewan poised to rise again.
KFC has become a Christmas tradition in Japan as Turkeys are generally unavailable.