“Will the dust never settle?”
Senators complain of noise and dust during renovations on Parliament Hill.
High tease.
Aye Ne Win,grandson of former dictator of Myanmar,suggested that Aung San Suu Kyi was cheap because the’old girl’ served Lipton rather than Twining tea at the state banquet.
Distracted driver.
A letter writer complained that listening to Rex Murphy’s strong opinions delivered in convoluted english caused her to drive into the ditch.
Blimey – Ninety.
colourful old trooper.
La Cathedrale engloutie.
Paris.The Seine overflows embankments.
“Mind you unbend them teaspoons before putting ’em back in the drawer.”
Receiving criticism for ‘unethical institutional support for medical quackery’,UofA has cancelled it’s lecture ‘Spoonbending and the power of the mind’.
‘So okay,we sniffed some marijuana butts……but we didn’t inhale.’
A dog,examined by the vet was apparently stoned from eating marijuana butts left by campers.
Thin skins in the elbow room.
A funny bone of contention.
Loose lips—-News clips.
Even umbrellas have ears: unguarded remarks from the Queen and her Prime Minister.
‘ Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner….’
Sadiq Khan,new Mayor of London,was MP for Tooting,Minister of transport,and who’s father was a bus driver,probably knows London better than most Londoners.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 